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Saturday, July 18, 2009

Cute Circo Nightlights at Target

I found this one at one of my thrift stores still in the original box for 3.99. In the store they are a bit more but cute. And they have several others: a mushroom, a bluebird, etc. I think somebody steals brand new things from the one Target store on Route 22 and donates them them to one of my thrift stores because I always find brand new things from Target there unopened. I think it's the Target-thrift store Robin Hood.
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William Keckler
William Keckler. Poet, Narcissist, Blawger. Sad clairvoyant. Answering machine for the dead. Beep. Formerly, the Valerie Solanas of American poetry blogs. If I owe you an apology, I'm saying it right here. J'accuse la manie. Butthole Whisperer and erstwhile poacher/harvester of ivory. Out of Africa and deepest Harrisburg. Goreyphile from a very early age. Bipolar bear much baited by circus freaks. Let's watch crackheads watch RUGRATS on vintage NICKELODEON. WHORE PIECE: Be a whore for a year. This means a literal whore. Have sex only for money. Have sex only with people you despise. Throw all the money you earn into the sea late at night. Come back the next day and see if any money washed ashore. Complain. I wish I could say humans move me closer to God, but usually it's the Cocteau Twins. I'm crazy as a Trappist monk talk show.How come nobody ever complains that they're overrated? I have poetry horror stories. I don't hate anyone but human coat hangers get on my nerves. Cliquey sons-'a'-bitches. Son, I am disappoint. The greatest weakness of anything is that it's not something else. Disability niggah. I cannibalized a hipster and I liked it. Pray for me.
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