Go Scientology!

Here are poems like cute mushrooms.
Trees there are hair.
Like an ex, a sex fiend
illustrated in outer space,

you are the love of my life.

Sex that never sleeps.
Book illustrated by preposterous fiends.

Frozen sea of the scientific-minded.

Look, salubrity

is a teddy bear jumping up-and-down

on the shores of the Psychiatry Sea!

A psychiatrist turns to me

and says (with no hint of sarcasm whatsoever)


"My testicles have been diagnosed bipolar. Wanna see?"