I Now Weigh What I Weighed Ten Years Ago, I Think

But it's not a diet I'd recommend.

It's called the panic attack diet.

Oh, and the Bed Island diet.

Your bed becomes your island.

You stay there.

You learn the entire range of Roxana Zal and Melissa Gilbert as actresses (I love them both!).

I may actually create a Roxana Zal fan website!

I remember when she was so good as a child actress in Testament!

I'm still a big guy but it's a noticeable difference.

I could still take down a horse in a fist fight (if in manic phase).

But I am able to wear this HARD ROCK CAFE Kuwait City t-shirt. I remember saying, "You'll never get in that in this lifetime."

I like the colors of this shirt (yellow and black) and the Arabic on it.

It has two camels on it too.

It would probably bring a good price online.

HARD ROCK CAFE collectibles are big sells.

Like the biggest selling items that have to do with Iceland online are ALWAYS the Hard Rock Cafe Reykjavik items.

I should say a soldier left it here. You know, "Marlene on the Wall" and all that crap.

But I found this one in a thrift store a few seasons back.

Once I start feeling better I'm sure I'll get back to razorback size.

lol.

I really shouldn't wear this.

It doesn't really get much more imperialist enemy-of-the-third-world than this t-shirt, I suppose.

Maybe I should pack it up and send it to the Bushes.