Sunday, July 5, 2009
Imagining Funerary Monuments
TWENTY MARBLE FUNERARY MONUMENTS NAMED AFTER PORN STARS*
1. The Ass Hat
2. Queen of England
3. Good N'Plenty
4. The Twat Waffle
5. The Impaler
6. The Governor
7. Poptart
8. Trouble
9. Contract Killer
10. The Goddess of Gush
11. King of Cream
12. The Peruvian Princess
13. Mouthy Little Italian
14. Little Maniac
15. The Unknown Pervert
16. The Minkster
17. The Gentleman
18. The Saucy Aussie
19. King of Gapes
20. Expensive Hair
*Now Peter has me tempted to just retitle this poem Past Boyfriends or Boyfriends or simply Exes!
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Or monuments "Of Old Lovers" ? Not yours, of course, but someone's. Fun.
Haha.
I thought of meeting "The King of Gapes" for lunch ONLY.
But then I thought once twice over.
xo
#15 cries out for someone to write a poem upon his sepulchre a la Auden.
I need to change #3...there it's fixed.
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