In the Future, Cannibalism Will Make a Comeback

There will be "guilt-free" meat.

Scientists will just clone and cultivate select tissues.

This meat will be labeled "identity-free" or "sensory-organ free" meat.

Vegetarianism and veganism will go the way of the dinosaurs.

Unfortunately, this will later lead to a new glamorous form of cannibalism as human tissues are also cultivated for this purpose.

So people will eat "people dogs" at baseball games in the year 2347.



I know...seriously gross.


I think I just threw up in my mouth.