Must Love Dead Stuckley Fans

You are
what you really
were? Are you sure?
Are you penny-positive?
Is your blood type
really "masseuse" and "ice cream"
or wuz you lying
to get in my spermaceti?
MENSA is your favorite food?
Ice you like?
Have you made love
with Sunday without
Thursday finding out?
What food do you wear
on the motel-sly
when you really wanna phreak?
Toast?
OMFG!
This could maybe work
if you are willing to date
a hospital bed
performance artist
for five years
to free up some assets?

The bedpan is Sevres
but the orgasms are fake.