Something fun to do is to tell anorexic art that you think it's getting fat. Say it like you don't really mean to say it, and then instantly look horrified at your own "slip up"...pretend to attempt to immediately retract what you just said.
Cringe.
Then change the subject fast. Too fast for reality to modulate.
Then try not to laugh out loud when art says something that doesn't make any sense, babbles a bit, then goes into the other room in a sort of daze and starts throwing up really loud.
There will be pauses between the retching, and if you time it just right you can laugh while the actual throwing up is going on.
You know, when it sort of sounds like an airplane taking off.
That's the best part.
Saturday, October 3, 2009
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