Thursday, October 1, 2009

Antarctica Antartica

I called Lee at work to bug him and ask him to bring me a warm sandwich home in the morning.

It's cold. A sandwich should make a statement about warmth.

Plus I wanted to be a pain in the ass.

He told me out of the blue did you know that you can't get a cold in Antarctica.

I think I was supposed to imagine a single person standing in Antarctica, with no viruses waiting around for anybody.

But who goes to Antarctica alone?

And what about the hypothermia, I asked.

True, he said.

I think it's cute when kids spell Antarctica Antartica.

Antartica looks more like a magical herb or medicine.

It's like the thing with the lie-berry.

The lie-berry has all the books in it.

I looked at a little photo album I didn't realize was in that drawer.

It was under a stethoscope.

What am I doing with a stethoscope.

So many things are so wrong in this house.

The Comedian as the Letter K.

Bent.

Bent when I prefer bentage.

Ted Berrigan wake up.

Say something about the heart.

Earthworms have a lot of hearts, right?

Bisect and continue.

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