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- Some Days I Just Don't Feel Like Destroying the World (The Godzilla-Mothra Letters) in-progress here...
- some crows
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- Letters from an Imaginary Countess 1
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Dead Philip Whalen's Blog
Some Avatars Who Look at Me and I Look at Them. It's Good to be an Avatar. Isn't it?
Poetry and Some Genre-Coughing Writings by Me!Me!
- Poem for Amy Winehouse (after Howl)
- Mouse Story
- The Vietnamese Deer Reflection Station (Chapbook-length poem seeking publisher)
- Lithuanian Porn
- Bipolar Bottlenose Dolphin
- Agouti Traumatized by Agoraphobia (from A Bestiary, A Hospital)
- Mother
- little suite of december poems
- a cloud speaks
- (like a Meow Mix army of arriere-garde theorists attests me)
- oh my lover
- Easy
- Philip Whalen said he is actually cautiously dead...
- Love Poem
- utrillo/valadon poem
- Gypsiana
- A.L.I.C.E., You Is My A.I.
- you don't love me...you only love my...
- mobilized by a flame-retardant apathy invitation...(with my psychopomp D.P.W.)
- Yoko Ono Quiz
- Some Worried Short Poems by Poetry's Bitch
- 1868
- wolves, lower
- Indecent Poem
- Dru
- Love Poem
- short poems upon awakening
- Love Poem to My Death
- oh i don't know
- Che Elias is
- it's sunday night
- My Muse Vs. Your Muse
- My Blog's Venus Fly Trap
- How to Survive a Fall From a Very Great Height
- some short poems about you i wrote at work
- he said, he said
- Pretty Gay
- I Think You Should Talk to Me...
- Que Es Mas Homo? (my Scantily Clad chap)
- Lobotomized Feng-Shui Ant Messiah Presidential Qualifications Entertainment Crackers (Part 1)
- Lobotomized Feng-Shui Ant Messiah Presidential Qualifications Entertainment Crackers (Part Deux)
- This Might Have Something to Do with Crackers and Poetry
- What's This? Well, You'll Just Have to Click it to See.
- Still More I Write Still More Lobotomized Feng Shui Ant Messiah Presidential Qualification Crackers
- My Psychopomp, Myself
- Read An Excerpt from My Malraux Translations, and Buy the Book Here
- Here is a small poetry book by me: a book in which I have mostly hidden my darkness, and emphasized my light
- Tranime 101
- September Renga Cento Written With Friends
- Keckler's First Law of Criticism
Visual Works by Me!Me!
- My Art at Saatchi Online
- My Gallery at the Deviant Art site
- Portrait of Christian: Cubicled Mind
- Male Head (January): Norwegian Christian
- Portrait of Christian as Energy
- Male Head 2 (November Portrait)
- Lines
- Intimist Nude (Make Porn Prettier)
- Male Grid Nude (Make Porn Prettier)
- Gay Lego Porn (Make Porn Prettier)
- Love Monkeys
- Window in Green (Harbor)
- panda windows
- blackout photos
- through bronchitis
- in my neighborhood
- caterpillar: two tissue papers
- Self-Portrait through a piece of painted victorian glass
- Church
- Untitled
- Visitor: Lurid Variation
- also blue, also intransitive
- Ice
- scanner art: A Valentine
- Bazooka Joe Self-Portraits
- Bazooka Joe Self-Portrait: Triangle
- mauve rosso alien
- Sleep: Self-Portait
- Self-Portrait (#6)
- yoshi oshi closer dream
- "We Didn't Want You to Have to See This..."
- Scanner Art: "What Are They Trying to Tell Us?"
- Night Trolling
- Fish Wheel Too (August Night)
- Satisfied Customer
- Summer Snowflake
- Liebesfugue
- Universal Flavor
- Stroked Out
- "And Everywhere We Ran Through the Dark, Snowy Forest..."
- Mu
- How Not to Enter a Grimm's Fairy Tale
- How to Safely Enter a Grimm's Fairy Tale
- I Hate Resolution #1: Man and Line
- Unter den Linden (1903)
- Night Ride
- Scanner Art
- Under Empire
- Illuminati
- Untitled
- Almost
- Self-Portrait (Posthumous)
- Porno Polaroid: (Porn II)
- Sue (1976)
- Porno Polaroid: Californian Porn
- Porno Polaroid: Waiting (Porn III)
- Porno Polaroid: Quandary
- Drawing: Memorial
- Drawing: Pet Sleeping
- Field
- InBloom
- Human-Headed Bird Apparition
- Prime Sequence
- Pig 2 (7.21.08)
- Odd Bird with Manifestation of Edgar Allan Poe in its Stomach
- Terrified of Flowers
- Seduced By Flowers
- Definitely Not Not Gay
- Safely
- Tenable
- Flowers Are Crystals
- Language's Bouquet
- Inner Relations
- Still Life: "And Your Dog Will Eat You as You Lie Dead in Your Apartment, And No One Will Even Know..."
- Self-Portrait: Tasting Yourself
- Mother
- Mother
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- The Obvious Secret of Great Art
- my statement of secession from american literature
- Some Brief Thoughts on Turneresque (Elizabeth Willis)
- On Aljibar by Pierre Joris
- A Poem by Tomaz Salamun
- Auden-Bashing: Your trochee, trochee, anapest is really starting to piss me off...
- Translating Poems from One Period of English into Another
- should i be worried if my poem is a little gay for your poem?
- attention whore
- Spoon River Anthology
- A Classic Poem for Children...and Adults!
- In Praise of Phrogging
- Babysitting Mirabelle
- The Nonpareil Miranda Seymour Introduces You to Mary Shelley and "Her Set"
- My Psychopomp (D.P.W.) Addresses Miranda Seymour
- On a Classic Poem by Bernard Welt
- On Joe Brainard
- The Difference Between Poetics and Rabbit Feed
- A Boy and His Poetry Movement: The Top 10 Reasons to Own a Poetry Movement
- textinctions: why can't we be friends?
- On Cyril Wong's Hejira
- "The Essentials of Life"
- On Rachel Blau DuPlessis's "Draft 69"
- Things That Sometimes Masquerade as Poetic Styles
- Martin Creed Knows How to Do Things with Words
- On Laurie Anderson's Soliloquy as Mary Todd Lincoln in CIVIL warS (Glass/Wilson)
- On Flarf
- Art is Just Dust Bunnies Anyway
- A Poem by Barbara Guest from The Red Gaze
- The Dead Boy Detectives (2005) by Jill Thompson
- Rae Armantrout's Cold Case Files
- On the Anthology Out of This World (Edited by Anne Waldman)
- Literary Neoteny
- Christopher Knowles on the Internet
- On Muriel Spark's Novel Symposium (1991)
- Translation of a Poem by Javier Vela
- Translations of Three Poems by Miguel Casado
- Derailing the Sublime: Odes by Alan Davies
- Toyocracy
- A.I. A.L.I.C.E. Converses with Barbara Guest
- >>Someone shot that duck with an arrow. No one knows why.<< (On Randie Lipkin's Novel Without)
- Worm's Cathedral: Alan Dugan Attends to Love's Various Scales
- Gertrude Stein Critiques and Dismisses Walt Whitman with a Wave of Her Hand Towards the Future
- On the Poetry of Andrew Lundwall
- I Support Joe Wenderoth (Buttons Available)
- Translation of a Poem by Aquiles Nazoa
- Two French Literary Scholars Discuss Literature (in Baobab)
- On Kai Nieminen
- Translations of Poems by Roque Vallejos and Clara Janes (Nadal)
- Translation of a Poem by Pablo Antonio Cuadra
- I Still Really Hate Ezra Pound
- Looking at Barbara Guest Translated en francais
- The Contemporary Macaronic: A Mutation of the Lyric?
- On Steinn Steinarr's (Temporary) Literary Eclipse
- On Richard Brautigan's Loading Mercury with a Pitchfork
- On Gerard Rizza's Regard for Junction
- On Walt Whitman's Horny Astral Projections
- Gittin Homophile Wit It: A Review of the Gay Anthology The Male Muse (1973)
- On The Glossalalia & Lyrics of The Cocteau Twins
- And Iran: Rosa Jamali's Poetry
- Accidental Incarnations: A Review of Andersen Prunty's The Overwhelming Urge
- Poetry Cage Match #1
- A Review of Heather Akerberg's Dwelling
- The Body Spiritual: A Review of Kate Atkinson's Not the End of the World
- Thuperthtar! On Andy Warhol's "Novel"
- Some Thoughts on Tao Lin and you are a little bit happier than i am
- How to Get to Heaven Without Even Behaving: On Mairead Byrne and the New England Spell
- On Literary Endgame
- Two Real Scoops of Raisins about "John Ashbery"
- Review of Lo, Bittern by C.J. Martin
- Review of The Clock Maker's Memoir by Dan Featherston
- Review of Dana Kilmeyer's Paradise, Or the Part That Dies
- Ron Padgett on EBAY
- On Routes, not Roots by Pierre Joris
- Blakean (T)ruth: A Review of Craig Watson's Secret Histories
- Marjorie Welish Has a Scalpel in Her Hand
- 12 Books from Burning Deck Press You Should Own
- Santiago in Your Eye: Verbo-Visual Art in Chile
- The Kiwi Bird in the Language Tree? Props to Michele Leggott
- Stairway to Nowhere
- Take the Challenge! Be All You Can Be: The Joe Brainard's Pyjamas Poetry Quiz
- Five Short Reviews: Michael Palmer, Janet Gray, Matthew Rohrer, Louise Gluck and Wilhelm Grimm (illustrated by Maurice Sendak)
- I Adore Mei-mei Berssenbrugge! A Rare Broadside for You....
- Dying in Style: On Hadrian's Death Poem
- On Albertus Magnus: Magick at Your Fingertips!
- Some Middle English Poems and Some Contemporary Poetry Inspired by Middle English
- On a Classic Poem by Peter Schjeldahl from a Classic Anthology
- Andrew Holleran's Grief
- She Bop: On Harryette Mullen's Recylopedia
- I Like Henri Cole's Poetry. Yes, That's Right. Whatcha Gonna Do About It?
- Jealous of His Jammies: On Matthew Zapruder's The Pajamaist
- Review of Every Poem in The Best American Poetry 2004 (edited by Lyn Hejinian)
- Goodbye, Hart Crane...
- Yoko Tawada Goes to the Dogs: A Review of The Bridegroom Was a Dog
- Male Poets Who Would Probably Make Good Porn Stars
- Blurbs People Will Not Have the Balls to Write
- Divine Fringe: The Greatest Innovators in Poetry's Long History
- The X Files Squared: Ric Royer and His Doubles Museum
- A Few Scattered Impressions of The Short Story and its Writer (edited by Ann Charters, 2003)
- Online Fabulosity: Kenward Elmslie's Nite Palais
- On Tony Trigilio's The Lama's English Lessons
- James Chapman's Sui Generis Novel Degenerescence
- A Review of (Chicago Poetry Mag) Court Green #4
- On John Yau's Poetry: Borrowed Love Poems
- One of My Favorite Poems in the English Language: On Ron Padgett
- On Mina Loy & Arthur Cravan: "Letters of the Unliving"
- On Ronald Johnson's Lady Di Elegy & Facture Magazine
- Disincarnatress: On Catherine Daly's DaDaDa
- Missed Masterpiece: Celestine Frost's I gathered my ear from the green field
- On Jeff Vetock's Poetry and Green Zero Magazine
- Missed Masterpieces: Janet Gray's One Hundred Flowers
- Che Elias:Meddles into Preclusion
- Scott Keeney's Take on Sappho
- On Cyril Wong's Poetry
- A Classic Poem for Children...and Adults!
People I Plan on Asking for a Kidney Someday...
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- William Keckler. Poet, Narcissist, Blawger. Sad clairvoyant. Answering machine for the dead. Beep. Formerly, the Valerie Solanas of American poetry blogs. If I owe you an apology, I'm saying it right here. J'accuse la manie. Butthole Whisperer and erstwhile poacher/harvester of ivory. Out of Africa and deepest Harrisburg. Goreyphile from a very early age. Bipolar bear much baited by circus freaks. Let's watch crackheads watch RUGRATS on vintage NICKELODEON. WHORE PIECE: Be a whore for a year. This means a literal whore. Have sex only for money. Have sex only with people you despise. Throw all the money you earn into the sea late at night. Come back the next day and see if any money washed ashore. Complain. I wish I could say humans move me closer to God, but usually it's the Cocteau Twins. I'm crazy as a Trappist monk talk show.How come nobody ever complains that they're overrated? I have poetry horror stories. I don't hate anyone but human coat hangers get on my nerves. Cliquey sons-'a'-bitches. Son, I am disappoint. The greatest weakness of anything is that it's not something else. Disability niggah. I cannibalized a hipster and I liked it. Pray for me.
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