The Collected Twitter

Has anyone had a Collected Tweets issued yet?

I'm guessing this person is going to be an A-list celebrity and probably a musical celebrity, but how long until we see (and may Ragnarok come first!) The Collected Tweets of Poet X?

I think if Twitter had been around when Kurt Cobain was alive he would have been the first and would have probably Tweeted an hour or so before the quietus.

Does Courtney Love tweet?

I would like to create a Twitter Pool.

It would be this gently moving little pond in a park and random tweets from anyone would be projected on the surface of the water in different colors.

And one would stand in a gallery above and try to read the tweets, but it would be difficult because the water would periodically be set in motion.

And periodically a fountain would go off, oblitering the beautiful colorful tweet.

And it would be called The Pond of the Mortality of all Twittering.

And maybe put a really gaudy sculptor of Jenny Holzer (as the Goddess of Tweets) in the center of the pond (maybe commission this from Fountains of Wayne--the business in New Jersey, not the band).

And there would be robotic birds in cages tweeting as well, arranged around the pond.

And the birds would have randomly projected human faces like something in Clash of the Titans and say witty things about how boring human existence is when it is not witty, provided there is not too much physical pain or mental anguish being inflicted for unknown reasons...in which case human existence is not boring but something worse.

Something much much worse.