I REMEMBER

I remember when Brian Heaberlin's obituary appeared in the Patriot-News and everyone was talking about it. Then we found out he was still alive. Apparently, he had turned drug informant and that was some sort of warning. I heard he left town quickly after that. I think today it's harder to get a fake obit past the editors. They check more. I was happy he was really alive, because he and his twin brother were always the hotness in the seventies. They sort of looked like vampires because of their odd canines, which had a funny way of showing up in their yearbook photos.