Monday, October 5, 2009

What Not to Wear to a Bal Masque

FORENSIC FILES adapted as a ballet
would draw them in. Stage a psychodrama
at WAL-MART, pet food aisle, 4 a.m.

Do you like to watch killer whales
mowing their mental lawn?

Translate it all into Spanish
then back into blogese.

Half the serial killers
like to shop the hardware dept.

I mean, if you're looking
for dating advice.

"Let me just ring up this duct tape,
those gloves and needlenose pliers for you."


Lust is a solar reflex
in the middle of the night.

I like the baby-faced geriatric
ones with cuteness
like progerics contestants.

"Did you find everything you need?"
meaning:

Shibboleth hangnail?
Neverland therapy?
Fergylicious jocks?

and the classic embodiment
of Damien Hirst tendencies

Did the young ones
give you butterflies
in your formaldehyde stomach?

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