you wanted me

to watch True Blood with you but then you told me to fuck off because i kept laughing because the dialogue was so fucking unintentionally funny. it sounded as though it were written by eight year olds. and the fake fucking looks like epilepsy. hbo has done some okay shows but that's not one of them. what's the target audience anyway? goths in trailer parks? poor anna paquin. she probably felt like a heroin addict after the x men franchise dried up. enter this remora fish of a soap opera sucking on Twilight's anus. marthaville. the concept? southern gothic vampriana. it's niched like acidophilus milk. it's as much fun as an auto-immune disease. the gay vampires morally offend me almost as strongly as ronald reagan. an AA meeting is less depressing than this show. i bet there are five guys named josh who work on this show. and two jareds.