William Keckler. Poet, Narcissist, Blawger. Sad clairvoyant. Answering machine for the dead. Beep. Formerly, the Valerie Solanas of American poetry blogs. If I owe you an apology, I'm saying it right here. J'accuse la manie. Butthole Whisperer and erstwhile poacher/harvester of ivory. Out of Africa and deepest Harrisburg. Goreyphile from a very early age. Bipolar bear much baited by circus freaks. Let's watch crackheads watch RUGRATS on vintage NICKELODEON.
WHORE PIECE:
Be a whore for a year.
This means a literal whore.
Have sex only for money.
Have sex only with people you despise.
Throw all the money you earn
into the sea late at night.
Come back the next day
and see if any money washed ashore. Complain.
I wish I could say humans move me closer to God, but usually it's the Cocteau Twins. I'm crazy as a Trappist monk talk show.How come nobody ever complains that they're overrated? I have poetry horror stories. I don't hate anyone but human coat hangers get on my nerves. Cliquey sons-'a'-bitches. Son, I am disappoint. The greatest weakness of anything is that it's not something else. Disability niggah. I cannibalized a hipster and I liked it. Pray for me.
2 comments:
When it comes to solving things using Occam's razor, the best approach is to take the hair of the dog.
And I like that bathing hirsute.
Occam's razor couldn't begin to smooth down Borat's arguments.
"bathing hirsute" gets my thumbs up as the best pun of the month.
and i hate puns lol.
cheers.
love your creepy facebook avatar thingie btw.
reminds me of the one critter on Monsters show that used to be on Nickelodeon..not sure if you get that show up north...
I can't remember his name...
i have him in plastic somewhere...but yours is doubled, so better...and has a better name...
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