Monday, November 23, 2009

I Don't Know Which Was Worse Today...

avoiding all the children with swine flu who were all around me or avoiding the swine with child flu who were all around me.

I'm joking! And I love kids.

I'm the one in the thrift store who lowers all the really good items so the kids can reach them and puts the stuff they should NOT have up on the tippy top shelves.

Today, I noticed someone had actually put a box of dried salmon in the TOYS section at the Salvation Army store.

What the fuck?

I mean I know that stuff keeps somewhat but I was looking for a date on the box and I'm guessing it's from the nineties.

If the economy keeps up (or rather down) things like that are going to start to look appetizing.

Maybe one of the workers there was making a point.

Well, the Icelanders love their hardfiskur and I bet they'd eat it if it was a few years old.

Maybe I'm just being a pussy.

But I do believe I might have saved a Corky today.

That has to be as good for at least one Catholic Indulgence if I can just get into Purgatory.

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