It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
It puts its exes in a bin, or else it gets no rose again
It pierces its penis with a pin, and then it does some blow again
It pieces the puzzle of my sin, but doesn't call the cops again
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
It kicks me in my nasty shin, when I deserve it lest I win
It sucks me promptly once a week, leaves me clean as a chimney sweep
It nicks my credit card to pay...then when I want to fight it sleeps all day....
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
It does someone else in my t-shirt, and doesn't think it should "really hurt"
It gives my cat an Ativan, burns up our kitchen's only "classy" pan
It catches a bathtub on fire, amazing feat, then asks me if I like its feet
It keeps me at the bottom of a very deep well
I remind myself to remind myself: Love usually is a colorful Hell
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