Plagiarized Pop Love Song

Lick your wounds.
Buy your boots.
I want a dog.
Don't want a cat.
You know where you went wrong.
(It's never easy
for the samurai in autumn.)
Send me an email that says "i love you."
Someone said if you're not careful
you'll have nothing left.
Oh, tonight I miss you.
I feel like taking all my clothes off
and dancing to The Rite of Spring.
Ask me Why.
How can I even try to explain?
Today I feel like dancing.
Yesterday, when I was mad...
The Queen said "I'm aghast...
Love never seems to last."
And a question of need
is a question of taste.
Every actor needs an audience.
It all takes courage, you know.
We dressed up in thoughts
and thoughts make amends.
But I wouldn't normally
do this kind of Thing.
We all feel better in The Dark.
The man who's escorting
Don Juan to his Bride.
You know that I can't do that.

It would be a Disaster.