Friday, November 20, 2009

Brian Celio Sonnet

Brian Celio chatted me after midnight on Facebook
I thought he was very strange and lovely
I didn't know he had "a thing" about squirrels
At first, I think I was terribly rude

He's a Christian and an anarchist
But he's clearly in love with Morrissey.
He kept thinking I wanted to "hack him up"
Some sort of gay boyhunger mordlust Nutrition?

I think I made a joke about Dennis Cooper.
I'm so proud neither of us used the word "dude" once
I like that you like the Romantic poets
I'm sorry I was mostly a douche

But at the end I like when you said

Something about my heart and told me to buy a deep-freezer

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