Sunday, November 22, 2009

Sonnet: Everything I Know about You

You're fucking a guy who looks like Heath Ledger
You're OMFG I can't believe I'm fucking a guy who's a ringer for Heath Ledger
You can't believe you're doing him, he's doing you
You're fucking a guy who looks like Heath Ledger

You don't want me to tell other people because you believe in curses
You're fucking a guy who looks like Heath Ledger who might get a curse put on you
Will putting it in a poem make the curse come true?
And you will no longer be fucking a guy who looks like Heath Ledger?

You're fucking a guy who looks like Heath Ledger
I'm happy for you. I suppose he was sort of cute in that harp seal way
Although he was a real prick to the paparazzi
Still, I"m happy you're fucking a guy who looks like Heath Ledger

Maybe someday I will know other interesting things about you

Like whether you use real salt or salt substitute & do you breathe cum?

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