The History Channel says tonight you better party like it's 2012.
That doesn't scan for Prince.
Maybe he can work it out metrically in the few years the planet has left.
THE HISTORY CHANNEL: "We anticipate going off air in 2012, due to information provided by reputable sources like Nostradamus, Dan Brown and certain Mayan glyphs. Thanks for viewing us during the human incarnation part of the Universe Show. Goodbye."
William Keckler. Poet, Narcissist, Blawger. Sad clairvoyant. Answering machine for the dead. Beep. Formerly, the Valerie Solanas of American poetry blogs. If I owe you an apology, I'm saying it right here. J'accuse la manie. Butthole Whisperer and erstwhile poacher/harvester of ivory. Out of Africa and deepest Harrisburg. Goreyphile from a very early age. Bipolar bear much baited by circus freaks. Let's watch crackheads watch RUGRATS on vintage NICKELODEON.
WHORE PIECE:
Be a whore for a year.
This means a literal whore.
Have sex only for money.
Have sex only with people you despise.
Throw all the money you earn
into the sea late at night.
Come back the next day
and see if any money washed ashore. Complain.
I wish I could say humans move me closer to God, but usually it's the Cocteau Twins. I'm crazy as a Trappist monk talk show.How come nobody ever complains that they're overrated? I have poetry horror stories. I don't hate anyone but human coat hangers get on my nerves. Cliquey sons-'a'-bitches. Son, I am disappoint. The greatest weakness of anything is that it's not something else. Disability niggah. I cannibalized a hipster and I liked it. Pray for me.
9 comments:
Draft for a Widget:
Step back from Christmas
at your own risk of birth
Hhhhearts!
awww, thats so sweet
Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you, too, Spock Bear! Nice choice of poems by O'Hara. (I just ordered "The Collected Poems of" from the library.)
Joy to the Moon!
Peace to the Interstellar Spaces!
Earth, simmah dahn nah!!
Somebody sacked the Pope!
Vandalism in Rome!
I wish mistletoe for all the prison cells of the world tonight!
xo
Thanks for the Christmas Cheer, Spock Bear!
Good vibes in 2010, or something nice in shocking blue.
Todd, Rachel...
xo xo
Back atcha.
I'm at the year's end slump or something.
Direness.
I should just post dark clouds moving across my blog.
I want Spring!
ahhhh . . . grabbin this a few days after the merry tidings and so on . . . . dig it . . . . in my space bubble in small town Mormon America . . . .
Hollaback, Marcus!
The History Channel says tonight you better party like it's 2012.
That doesn't scan for Prince.
Maybe he can work it out metrically in the few years the planet has left.
THE HISTORY CHANNEL: "We anticipate going off air in 2012, due to information provided by reputable sources like Nostradamus, Dan Brown and certain Mayan glyphs. Thanks for viewing us during the human incarnation part of the Universe Show. Goodbye."
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