

The cat does resemble Dru.
Well, he's fat enough.
Dru hates the South Park episode busting on the creepy ginger kids.
Cuz Dru's a ginger.
But Dru would have nightmares if he ever even saw a deer.
For months.
He lives a very sheltered life.
He's very neurotic.
Except when it doesn't suit him.
Then he's hostile.
Kids learn at home.
Sigh.
P.S. If you want to know how this odd pairing of friends really came about, see the Comment box below.

4 comments:
ANSWER TO DEER-KITTY PHOTO MYSTERY:
1). The deer was tranquilized.
2). The cat was impregnated with deer pheromones. That cat was heavily spiked.
3). The cat was given Viagra and Xanax.
4). The photographer had eaten a large number of "special" brownies.
5). The deer was impregnated with cat pheromones.
6). The cat was horny.
7). The deer was horny.
8). The photographer fell asleep and the two animals mated.
9). You don't want to see the pictures of what came out. Those are not nearly as cute. The World Wildlife Fund will never put an image of that creature on a stamp.
Federation?
awesome.
deer-kitty dopamine
rocked my New Year's
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