Brandon Duncan Added You as a Friend on FACEBOOK. Brandon Duncan Deleted You as a Friend on FACEBOOK.

Wow, that was fast!

I'm so glad we used a condom!

I have no idea who he is.

I suspect he hangs out with the "Bizarro people" as we only had 7 friends in common.

It should have clued me in when we had 7 friends in common one minute, then 6 friends in common five minutes later.

He must have been playing in the FACEBOOK sand.

Kids.

Hal Sirowitz also added me but at least I know who he is and he's funny. I like his poems.

He talks about his Mother a lot.

If I did that, it would consume the rest of my life. Aww, most of it would be good stuff. She's saner than most of the people half her age, and that's an achievement in my family.

So I won't start.

I figured "Bradley Duncan" had found me because I had been talking about Robert Duncan today and maybe he was using Yahoo search and typed in Duncan and poetry or something.

It seemed too much a coincidence.

But my life is all about the (mostly horrible) coincidences.

Probably he is on Goodreads and GR put Duncan talk in a feed or something.

Because there are a lot of Bizarro people there.

I would like to read more Bizarro type books.

I forget the name of the movement right now.

Oh yeah. It's Bizarro.

It's late. It's early. I want to go write in the bathtub.

I'm sorry Bradley, but you don't merit my filling out my "Who Unfriended Me on FACEBOOK today form."

You'd have to send me some digicam pics of yourself having your "daily flog" to get that sort of consideration.

I did try to see if you still had a profile, so either you deleted it or you blocked me.

The one with the pic of the guy with Andy Samberg is not you. And I don't think you're the high school kid or the guy in prison. So I can't see your profile or you blocked me.

Trala

and Tata.

PS: If you look like Andy Samberg, CALL ME. I have a thing for cute Jews with Alexanders.