Funny Ratings

What subject matter is it okay to have some fun with?


ALWAYS FUNNY

1. Very Old People
2. Nancy Grace
3. Aliens
4. Penile Implants
5. Taco Bell
6. Dildos
7. To Catch a Predator
8. Wilford Brimley
9. Mel Gibson
10. Herpes


OFTEN FUNNY BUT SOMETIMES UNFUNNY

1. Scoliosis
2. Smiling Bob
3. Sexting Horror Stories
4. Road Rage
5. The Scooter
6. Jack Kevorkian
7. Joan and Melissa Rivers Meltdown or Dual Facelift Jokes
8. Cows
9. Trannies
10. Chlamydia


OFTEN UNFUNNY BUT SOMETIMES FUNNY

1. Death
2. Extremely Old Men with Boners
3. Gay Weddings
4. Satanism
5. British Humor
6. Comas
7. Self-Immolation
8. Schizophrenia
9. The Jonas Brothers
10. Lindbergh Kidnapping

BASICALLY NEVER FUNNY

1. Cancer
2. Montel Williams
3. Blindness
4. French People
5. Anti-Semitism
6. Rickets
7. Jonestown
8. That "guy who replaced Jerry Springer"
9. Shigellosis
10. Chia Pets

NOT FUNNY NOW BUT MAY BE FUNNY LATER

1. Haiti
2. Cloning
3. Obama
4. Poverty
5. Tsunamis
6. Swine Flu
7. Heath Ledger
8. Alzheimer's
9. Assisted Suicide
10. MRSA (Antibiotic Resistant Staphylcoccus Aureus a.k.a. the "flesh eating bacteria")


WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?

1. Progeria
2. Hunger
3. Genocide (African or other)
4. Child Abduction
5. Clowns
6. Rape
7. Bowling
8. Farrah Fawcett
9. Chihuhuas
10. AIDS