I Feel Much Better Now

Someone just added me on FB.

He has a smurf held up into the sky for an avatar.

It looks just like one I had, but mine had skates on his feet.

No, I didn't go to SMURFS ON ICE.

I'm gay but not Corky-gay.

But I sold him on EBAY.

This is why I am loveless.

I am always selling something.

I thought of myself as an entrepreneur.

Now I realize I was just a Smurf slave trader.

Hustle and flow.

Anything blue and tiny was my bitch.




Why is the smurf above purple? I have no idea. Google it. The site referred to him as "Purple Smurf." I don't remember him. I know people are always invoking images of Smurf gang bangs with Smurfette, because they think she was the only female Smurf (presumably like a queen bee), but I know of at least one other female Smurf in the cartoon series. And I'm guessing there were more as I only saw a few episodes. Gargamel and Azrael are the hotter collectibles. Smurfs don't sell that well online. But if you snag an Azrael or Gargamel, you'll do fine. It would be fun to see a really horrible, bad taste cartoon where Smurfette is at the center of the colony, an evil and maniacal Smurf Queen, using the males up sexually and then casting them off. Sacrificing them to make blue lampshades for her dining chamber. Demanding their children as slaves. Screaming declarations of war on nearby tribes of other cartoons. All because she has the only honeypot in the Smurf queendom. Serious leverage.