Is Anybody Else Getting Zeroes?

WTF?!

If you are on AOL, you'll know what I'm talking about. If not, not.

Just this past week, I started seeing ZEROES on my mail count when I go to change between screen names.

And I get this message saying "Unable to list mail at this time" which I never had before if I sign off and then quickly sign back on.

I think someone is remotely accessing my mailbox, as I also see things being changed.

I don't think my password is compromised.

I think I am under investigation.

This is funny, because I do nothing illegal.

I have talked to some really shady people online IN THE PAST, so now I'm beginning to wonder if one of them is a serial killer or something and I have been pulled in tangentially into some investigation.

I'm cool with that, as I have nothing to hide, but it is irksome.

Just like the shit with my phone being tapped.

I'm sure everybody who reads this is convinced I'm a paranoid schizophrenic, but the funny thing is everything I'm saying is true.

I'm not a serial killer, pedophile, garden variety murderer, nor do I host dogfights or chicken fights in my basement.

So I have no idea who is doing this or why.

Also, even our mail has been impacted.

Lee said a package was held a ridiculous amount of time at the post office and then they denied holding it.

The date on the package and information corroborated with the sender made it clear they had.

I hope the FBI enjoyed examining that stuffed animal.

Does the FBI have a seamstress?

I mean I assume they sewed it back up after they cut it apart looking for drugs or secret tapes or computer disks or something.

Oh, that's right, they just X-ray that shit.

I know Lee doesn't do anything weird or illegal either.

So maybe it's one of you.

If you're doing something bad and you email me, you better watch out.

They're on to you.

Seriously.

I'm not joking.