MILF is a Gateway Drug

It quickly leads on to GILF (Grandmother I'd Like to....).

By the time you reach GGILF, you're on Intervention.

It's no longer about the gerontophilia.

It's about the blackhole of you.

You can never get enough panties with the scalloped lace fringe.

You ask to put their dentures in, afterwards.

You know the recipe for apple pie by heart.

You help make the crust.

You have Gold Bond on your lips like you ate a powdered donut.