Friday, January 22, 2010

Modern Programmable Poetics

1. Wake up.

2. Float. Hygiene jellyfish mode.

3. Glower.

4. Seethe.

5. Veganize.

6. Become mentally exhausted.

7. Face first proto-humans.

8. Abuse public transportation.

9. Allow irony to settle in bones.

10. Carry deep book-weapon.

11. Adore book talisman.

12. Sulk.

13. Curse book talisman.

14. Write ironic poem.

15. Write ironic poem.

16. Sulk.

17. Urbanize.

18. Covet low person with good tits and/or impresive package.

19. Admire wrought iron.

20. Hate on store.

21. Write sulky poem.

22. Purchase exotic coffee or coffee-like substance.

23. Rest fingers on ASDF and JKL;.

13. Listen to band you hope is still obscure.

14. Mellow.

15. Marvel at how obnoxious a Fruit Roll-Up can be, just being peeled open.

16. Hate.

17. Veganize.

18. Do menial task.

19. Hate.

20. Write pissed "I know your type" poem.

21. Sneer.

22. Twitter.

23. Sneer

24. Hate.

25. Feel twinge of doubtful regret or regretful doubt. Wonder.

26. Blog

27. Retweet like investment banker.

28. Urbanize.

29. Seethe.

30. Blog.

31. Try new art form other than exhausting one.

32. Dabble.

33. Dribble.

34. Seethe.

35. Covet low person.

36. Hate

37. Write obscure, vaguely hostile poem.

38. Wonder

39. Look in mirror.

40. Seethe.

41. Draw odd pictograph on left sneaker.

42. Veganize.

43. Blog veganizing.

44. Smile

45. Post smile.

46. Sulk.

47. Email sulk.

48. Induce tiredness artificially.

49. Write exhausted poem. Destroy it.

50. Seethe.

51. Fluff pillow.

52. Leave book talisman near toilet.

53. Hate on t.v.

54. Sulk.

55. Masturbate.

56. Fluff mind.

57. Question existence.

58. Seethe.

59. Overrule existence.

59. Sulk.

60. Hate.

61. Moisturize.

62. Book review existence in mind.

63. Book review several personalities in mind.

64. Editorialize needlessly.

65. Sulk.

66. Cease to exist

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