My Viking Doctor

My Viking Doctor won't play My Pretty Pony with me.

Our "relationship" is beginning to feel like Woody Allen's Interiors.

His receptionist takes the place of the three troubled daughters.

I think.

He will only prescribe ten days worth of my prescription at a time.

It used to be a month.

There are such subtle ways to beat someone away with a stick.

Supposedly this is an "across the board" policy change.

But when someone tells you that, don't you want to go undercover to find out if they are lying to you?

Policy change = We will wear you down and outlast you. You will eventually decide our taste is so nasty, you will spit us out.

I hope somebody gets artificial respiration in the final scene.

He should write a book: Subtle Ways to Beat Someone Away with a Stick.

I'm seeing New York Times Bestseller List.

I'm seeing Dr. Phil.