Thursday, January 14, 2010

Practicer of Lexical Sortilege, Craig Conley...


was amused by something the blog said and sent me this.

Thanks, Craig!

You're fast! You know how to manipulate those images.

You realize you could be sitting pretty if you pair up this skill with the plethora of dirty politicians and their multitude of scandals out there, right?

Or I suppose you could get richer quicker by placing morally upright politicians in precarious positions using photo manipulations.

How about some hot man-on-man congressional action?

How about a full-on, multi-orgasmic congressional filibuster session?

Is Barbara Boxer still seated? And Dianne Feinstein. I don't keep up.I would want her in the composition. And the ghost of Jesse Helms off to one side, masturbating.

No, the corpse of Jesse Helms on a gurney in the middle of the composition, with a ghastly, posthumous erection, being used as a human sushi bar.

I like those graphics online where you can make text appear to be carved in marble.

I don't think they have "bronze plaque" yet, though.

Tant pis. More's the pity.

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