"Question Four. What If My Therapist and My Exorcist Disagree on a Treament Plan?"

Don't worry. This is a common enough occurrence. Your inner demon and your inner child might at first seem to be incompatible. But in 99% of interventions or self-interventions, this is not usually the case. In no times, they will be fast friends, throwing tea parties on the lawn to entertain one another and speaking to strangers without any risk of charges. Or one will simply murder the other on Christmas morning. Under the Christmas tree. Right by the unopened presents. With an axe. (There are such interesting ways to quit one's job.) In which case, the problem solves itself. The important thing is to focus on the one with the higher degree of susceptibility to thought transference. Is it your doctor? Or is it your exorcist? So you will end up speaking either psychobabble or Aramaic. You will look like a Rothko painting or you will look like a Francis Bacon. But you will be accepted back into society. With a fashionable choker. And the chain might reach close to the fence, but you won't have to worry that you'll be able to go beyond that point. In any conversation anymore, really. I find it quite relaxing. Like a raft in the middle of a swimming pool in an Ozon film. I feel like I'm seventeen again. Really, I do.