"You Don't Exist" Greeting Cards

The "You Don't Exist" line of greeting cards offers a variety of cards with a singularity of purpose and intention: to let that bothersome person in your life know that you never think of him or her, to tell that man, woman or androgynous individual you won't waste another minute of your life on him or her and to just say, very succinctly, that "I have moved on, now please kindly do the same." These cards are lovingly crafted and inspired in design. Discounts are offered for boxed sets of the "You Don't Exist" cards, so that you might send a card at regular intervals, say perhaps every three days. While "You Don't Exist" cards are not the most inexpensive card you might purchase, they are the firmest in saying what must be said and will allow the sender to take the upper hand in that problematic love affair or even antagonistic work relationship that seems never to end. But always remember that you, the consumer, have the means to end this neverending torment. And be sure to check out our website for our NEW LINE OF EMAIL "YOU DON'T EXIST" CARDS! Sometimes it just takes that extra nudge, and our new email line is offering a special right now on the SATURATION SET, which automatically generates "You Don't Exist" themed greeting cards at hourly intervals, allowing you to relax and get that much needed rest, while your computer is speaking your conscience and making it clear, "It's sooo over!"


THE NEW "YOU DON'T EXIST CARD"....IT'S CHEAPER THAN THERAPY!*









* THE "YOU DON'T EXIST" LINE IS BANNED IN THE STATES OF NEW YORK, CALIFORNIA, NEW MEXICO, WISCONSIN, MICHICAN AND FLORIDA. THE "YOU DON'T EXIST" CARDS ARE CURRENTLY UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE ATTORNEYS GENERAL OF THE FOLLOWING STATES, AND MAY BE SUBJECT TO RECALL IN THE IMMEDIATE FUTURE (so order quickly): ALABAMA, ALASKA, PENNSYLVANIA, NEW JERSEY, UTAH, MARYLAND, KANSAS, MINNESOTA, RHODE ISLAND, VERMONT AND CONNECTICUT. WE ARE NOT LEGALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY FELONIOUS CHARGES, INCLUDING STALKING, THAT MAY ENSUE AS A RESULT OF THE USE OF THE "YOU DON'T EXIST LINE" OF GREETING CARDS.