I Dreamt Punching Yourself in the Nose Became Sexy

I dreamt punching yourself in the nose became sexy. And people started to make videos of themselves doing this. The "perfect pop" was if you could make your nose bleed on the first throw. Of course, you do this completely naked with the camera showing a full body shot of you. And you have to really psyche yourself up and laugh when the blood fountains out. The laugh is a release almost like an orgasm. And the blood is very sexy. Don't tell me you don't think gay men would like this. It's a new genre. We need more orgasm substitutes. YouTube would be so confused. "Dave, we don't know what to fucking do about these videos?!" Its parenting skills would be sorely tested. I get hard just thinking about it.