I Like It When

I like it when rather attractive people--but very bad actors--pretend to be Patient, Doctor and Nurse in those seventies films. This can be a blaxploitation film, but it doesn't have to be. Anyway, the Nurse takes the temperature of the very hot and busty female Patient and holds out the very large, novelty-size thermometer so the audience can see. Usually this Nurse is in ridiculously high heels and bends over slightly so her thick ass is accentuated under her do-me skirt. And then the Patient asks the Doctor, "What's wrong with me, Doctor?!?" And the Nurse pats the Patient's hand in that porn Minnie Mouse way and tells her the Doctor will cure her right up. And then the Doctor, who is usually a big bull, says "Oh, we're gonna take care of ya. Ya just have a little case of Boogie Fever." And then maybe some hot chicks come out and roller skate around. Or if it's a porn film they start to screw. But it doesn't have to be a porn film. I like it either way. It leaves me well-pleased. Boogie Fever. It never gets old. Never. You could do the scene today with Meryl Streep and Javier Bardem and it would still work.