I Will Flame You

if you send me shit like this on YouTube lol.

If he hadn't written the insincere "good poems" thing I probably wouldn't have recorded this.

But he did.

Reminds me of that painting by that Belgian kid, "I AM HUMAN SPAM," with the ectoplasmic person reaching through the computer to grab you by your chicken mcnuggets or whatever else they can reach.

Where's Zelda Rubinstein when you need her to send someone back into the Light?

I wish you the best with your novels, guy.

I really do.

I'd probably watch the M to the V or whatever if it was on LIFETIME.

Have you thought about sending these to Tracy Gold?

I think she has a mailbox at LIFETIME television.

And Meredith Baxter is finally ready for that lesbian role.

So if you have anything along those lines, her mailbox is also at LIFETIME television.

Cheers.

Don't send me stuff like this.

Please. Funny videos yes.

Odd little videos.

I love those.

Send me those.

Not shameless self-promotions.

Shemale self-promotions.

I'll watch shit like that.

Thanks.

That's all.