In a Gallery

I like the chihuhua. I like the El Greco reference. I like the Frito Lay guy down in the corner there. I like the shrug. I like the naked kid. But she scares me. I like the way she's looking at him over there. I know, right? Like she's thinking he's a tard but she might love him anyway. And there she's killing him. Pretend in bed. You know they're in love if they do that sort of thing. That's gay. Two by four to the head. Ouch. What time is it? Cartoons are used a lot in the relationship paintings, I noticed. There are no windows. And here it's just her staring. Uh huh. Right. I'm gonna go over here, okay? Oh. Nice plant. I almost didn't see you there. Sorry. Oh. Godzilla. I need tea with honey. My pussy hurts.