The perfect gay man has the chest and body hair of your average COLT gorilla on the front of his body, and is smooth as a Barbie doll on the back side. All business up front and party 'round the rear. Split right down the middle like one of those circus hermaphrodites that would get the "iffy" country husbands so worked up in Iowa. Except split down the side. Instead of the front.
This way he can act as both gay porn idol archetypes at once, depending on the camera angle.
Daddy. And the Faun of Praxiteles that Daddy pursues at the corner coffee shop.
"I'm feeling savage!
Soft boygirl voice: "Well, just turn me around...
"I'm feeling vulnerable...
Gruff Leather Daddy voice:"Well, just turn me around...
See?
(This is me doing my best to help gay, unemployed or underemployed porn actors.)
(And the people who depend on them.)
Now I want to make the dolls.
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