Richard Scarry

I'd like to see The Bible (as Interpreted by Richard Scarry). You just know the Sodom and Gomorrah scenes would be a hoot.

Here are some other Richard Scarry books I would like to see appear....

1. Let's Go to the Cocksucking MLA Conference by Richard Scarry.

2. Poets Have Dirty Habits by Richard Scarry.

3. Porn Films Are Busy Places! by Richard Scarry.

4. Who's Dying Now? ICU in the ICU! by Richard Scarry.

5. The Rake's Progress by Richard Scarry.

6. Let's Build a Wall Around Mexico by Richard Scarry.

7. Prostitutes Know More People than You Do! by Richard Scarry.

8. Tis a Pity She's a Whore by Richard Scarry

9. The Whole Fucking Joint is on Lockdown Today Because of One Scary Transsexual by Richard Scarry

10. We'll Never Find Mom in This Huge Fucking Cemetery! by Richard Scarry