She Shot Him

She said it was because he wouldn't stop doing the Peanut Butter Jelly number from Family Guy. He was completely naked when he was doing this, and it was generally conceded by a third party witness that Joel was doing it to irritate Meghan. He was waggling his penis around like a stripper does with her pasty. He wasn't aware Meghan had Josh's gun. They were trying to clean up the crack vials in a panic when her Mother came in the apartment in that Cruella fur coat she always wears that Meghan hates. It was only then that Meghan began crying. Josh was using a Dust Buster and Meghan was using a broom and tray. Meghan covered Joel's face with a book because it's the first thing she could find. This was a coffee table book of Nan Goldin. This made Josh laugh and Meghan's mother picked up a pencil sharpener and threw it at his head and that's how he got the scar. Meghan couldn't attend his funeral (not that she would have been welcome) because she was still in lockdown. Brian the Dog had actually been doing the dance on the t.v. at the time this all started. So Family Guy is to blame. At least in a way. Or the Cartoon Network. They all loved the Cartoon Network. Most junkies do.