i was but a nipper then so i take no responsibility what so ever for dallas' popularity or the other one...dynasty?
you're probably wrong, you've got a lotta snow over there, theres probly zoo keepers all across the us filling out reports bout zebras with nasty head colds
its probly being gathered up and sold as alternative medicine, or fed back to the animals! ensuring a never ending cycle of zebra mucus...
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WHORE PIECE:
Be a whore for a year.
This means a literal whore.
Have sex only for money.
Have sex only with people you despise.
Throw all the money you earn
into the sea late at night.
Come back the next day
and see if any money washed ashore. Complain.
I wish I could say humans move me closer to God, but usually it's the Cocteau Twins. I'm crazy as a Trappist monk talk show.How come nobody ever complains that they're overrated? I have poetry horror stories. I don't hate anyone but human coat hangers get on my nerves. Cliquey sons-'a'-bitches. Son, I am disappoint. The greatest weakness of anything is that it's not something else. Disability niggah. I cannibalized a hipster and I liked it. Pray for me.
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or what it looks like when a zebra sneezes?
Haha!
Zebra mucus.
I bet I'm the only person in the Western Hemisphere to type "zebra mucus" all day.
And I owe it all to you, Rob!
xo (but not in that 'gay way'. I don't like you like that Rob. No. I don't. No. Rob don't worry. No worries.)
You won't get that last reference because it's from a saturday night skit about cheerleaders.
unless you get ALL our crappy television now instead of just choice bits.
I know england was nuts for Dallas many years after it was "over" her.
what were you people thinking?
i was but a nipper then so i take no responsibility what so ever for dallas' popularity or the other one...dynasty?
you're probably wrong, you've got a lotta snow over there, theres probly zoo keepers all across the us filling out reports bout zebras with nasty head colds
its probly being gathered up and sold as alternative medicine, or fed back to the animals! ensuring a never ending cycle of zebra mucus...
Haha.
Zebras with sinusitis.
Now I have something new to worry about.
Yay.
Yeah, Dynasty too.
That you people pronounce "din-uh-stee." As though Morris needed his din-din.
And you like adding letters to things.
We spell it jewelry and program.
And you people like to type...because you say jewellery (close? something like that) and programme.
And you deliberately mispronounce every French word ever created.
Because you hate them. You just hate them.
I mean, how hard is it to say "beret."
The accent is ALWAYS ALWAYS on the last syllable. On every French word ever. See how easy it is?
But I see you Brits will always say "your BEAR-ay."
It makes me laugh because you people must all get together and whisper about it to agree on things like this.
There's no way something this funny happens "nachurally"
;-)
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