Miss me? I'm always thinkin of ya. One should never advertise one's "almost generosity" but...I almost ordered you a Notley book (the I talked about earlier today) off ABE books because it's so "you"...and it's kickass too...but then I tried to guesstimate my electrickal bill and all that jive...and I said...Whoa, Jesus...and I said "what if she already HAS this book"...it starts at fourteen bucks dammit on ABE...then I thought just order her ANY Notley book b/c they're all great...and then I thought..she probably has this women all over her house...i guess i'm greedy cuz this didn't stop me from buying lots of Butterfingers today...
sorry...I almost did an amazing act of generosity...maybe that means I almost get into Heaven...
I think God has an Archway sense of humor like that...
so next time i'll just have them whiteglove the damn book to your mailbox...
and if you already have it you can give it to your hairdresser or summat...
William Keckler. Poet, Narcissist, Blawger. Sad clairvoyant. Answering machine for the dead. Beep. See my Ouija Board Answering Machine blog in case you are expecting any messages from the dead. The Valerie Solanas of American poetry blogs. Butthole Whisperer and erstwhile poacher/harvester of ivory. Out of Africa or deepest Harrisburg. Goreyphile from a very early age. Bipolar bear much baited by circus freaks. Let's watch crackheads watch RUGRATS on vintage NICKELODEON.
WHORE PIECE:
Be a whore for a year.
This means a literal whore.
Have sex only for money.
Have sex only with people you despise.
Throw all the money you earn
into the sea late at night.
Come back the next day
and see if any money washed ashore. Complain.
I wish I could say humans/poetry move me closer to God, but usually it's the Cocteau Twins. I'm actually quite normal for an insane person. So don't read too much into this. IceStationPoetry@aol.com. Feel free to say hi. I'll probably brag about it on my blog if I'm not arguing with a dust bunny that day. Oh, p.s....if you link to my JBP (the Sequel) blog and your blog is about thought/art (and not "pron" or sales) I'll link back.
2 comments:
yay for funny! I miss you :)
Miss me? I'm always thinkin of ya. One should never advertise one's "almost generosity" but...I almost ordered you a Notley book (the I talked about earlier today) off ABE books because it's so "you"...and it's kickass too...but then I tried to guesstimate my electrickal bill and all that jive...and I said...Whoa, Jesus...and I said "what if she already HAS this book"...it starts at fourteen bucks dammit on ABE...then I thought just order her ANY Notley book b/c they're all great...and then I thought..she probably has this women all over her house...i guess i'm greedy cuz this didn't stop me from buying lots of Butterfingers today...
sorry...I almost did an amazing act of generosity...maybe that means I almost get into Heaven...
I think God has an Archway sense of humor like that...
so next time i'll just have them whiteglove the damn book to your mailbox...
and if you already have it you can give it to your hairdresser or summat...
xo
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