Rush Limbaugh Got High Here

I wonder how much drywall they had to replace from the many times Rush doubtless got the screamin' mimees.

Or when the prostitutes decided no amount of money was "worth this" and tried to escape.

You just know he loved to Rx himself halfway to Whale Valhalla and lay on that bed, space out and get lost in that ticky-tack vomitous Rococo-Puffs trompe-lay (sic) painting. Wait, it's probably actually a decal.

This is all so Kubrick. No, not the last scenes of 2001.

I was thinking more The Shining.

It would be funny to remake that movie and cast Rush as Jack.

Who needs acting. Just give him a full mouthful of what he swallows with the tequila anyway.

And maybe have Jodie Foster play the Shelley Duval role.

And the kid? Maybe Michael J. Fox.

Yes, I realize he's like fifty.

Go with it.

It would be awesome when he made his finger talk.

Instead of "Redrum!" it would be "Remeron!"